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The Funny Farm

We've got quite a customer base and list of friends which share jokes, pics, movies, and internet links which will get you to LOL.  Check some of these out when you need a laugh. 

Click here if you want to submit a picture file, joke, movie file, or link.  Remember, keep it clean, something the kids can enjoy also (even if they may not understand).  Let us know if you want credit for it, like a link to your website or email address.

 

Cars and Drivers

I ain't pullin over (movie) Sept 2008

Don't Honk at Senior Citizens (movie) Sept 2008

Drive Carefully Sept 2008

A thrown rod is nothing compared to a "thrown block" (movie)  July 2009

http://www.lov2xlr8.no/broch1.html  Not funny, but great fun, Car Brochures from the past.

 

Animals

Skateboarding Bulldog (movie) Sept 2008

Why is the water bill so high (movie) Sept 2008

Triumph does the weather report (movie) Sept 2008

Just don't lick me there (movie) July 2009

Giant Snake (movie) July 2009

 

 

Redneck Humor

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

You only need 2 tools in life:  WD-40 and Duct Tape.  
If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40.  
If it shouldn't move and it does, use the Duct Tape.

pic06234.jpg (228635 bytes) Red Neck Smoke Detector  (click image to enlarge it) Sept 2008

redneck_tank_top.jpg (26192 bytes) Red Neck Tank Top  (click image to enlarge it)  Sept 2008

Red neck swing.jpg (96187 bytes) Red Neck Lawn Swing  (click image to enlarge it)  July 2009

red neck bbq.jpg (132546 bytes) Red Neck BBQ  (click image to enlarge it)  July 2009

Redneck babysitter.jpg (21046 bytes) Red Neck Baby Sitter  (click image to enlarge it)  July 2009

redneck mailbox.jpg (24083 bytes) Red Neck Mail Box  (click image to enlarge it)  July 2009

 

 

Men and Women

To my darling husband (text and pic)  Sept 2008

Women Drivers:  Top 10 List (text and pics) Sept 2008

ATT000611.gif (18770 bytes) Loving Wife Forces Sale of Bike (click image to enlarge it)  Sept 2008

Dear Tide (product endorsement) Sept 2008

How to tell the Sex of a Fly (text)  Oct 2009

Men, are they just born that way? (movie file, little racy)   Oct 2009

Women, are they just born that way? (movie file)  Oct 2009

 

Work and Recreation

How not to work out (movie) Sept 2008

Power Drill (movie) Sept 2008

Nail Gun (movie) Sept 2008

Real 911 Calls (movie from Tonight Show-Leno) Sept 2008

Gladys Calls the Ellen Show (link to another website) July 2009 

Base Ball Cap.gif (196077 bytes) Sure wish they'd make something to keep the sun out of my eyes! (click image to enlarge)   Oct 2009

 

 

Kids

Raising Boys (text)  Sept 2008

What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
Bird flu you cure with a "tweetment" , but Swine Flu takes an "oinkment"   . 
Oct 2009