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The Funny Farm

We've got quite a customer base and list of friends which share jokes, pics, movies, and internet links which will get you to LOL. Check some of these out when you need a laugh.

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Cars and Drivers

I ain't pullin over (movie) Sept 2008

Don't Honk at Senior Citizens (movie) Sept 2008

Drive Carefully Sept 2008

A thrown rod is nothing compared to a "thrown block" (movie) July 2009

http://www.lov2xlr8.no/broch1.html Not funny, but great fun, Car Brochures from the past Jan 2010

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Animals

Skateboarding Bulldog (movie) Sept 2008

Why is the water bill so high (movie) Sept 2008

Triumph does the weather report (movie) Sept 2008

Just don't lick me there (movie) July 2009

Giant Snake (movie) July 2009

Florida Gators Mar 2010

Playmate of the year. No, not that kind of playmate (movie) Mar 2010

Redneck Humor

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

You only need 2 tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and it does, use the Duct Tape.

Red Neck Smoke Detector (click image to enlarge it) Sept 2008

Red Neck Tank Top (click image to enlarge it) Sept 2008

Red Neck Lawn Swing (click image to enlarge it) July 2009

Red Neck BBQ (click image to enlarge it) July 2009

Red Neck Baby Sitter (click image to enlarge it) July 2009

Red Neck Mail Box (click image to enlarge it) July 2009

Men and Women

To my darling husband (text and pic) Sept 2008

Women Drivers: Top 10 List (text and pics) Sept 2008

Loving Wife Forces Sale of Bike (click image to enlarge it) Sept 2008

Dear Tide (product endorsement) Sept 2008

How to tell the Sex of a Fly (text) Oct 2009

Men, are they just born that way? (movie file, little racy) Oct 2009

Women, are they just born that way? (movie file) Oct 2009

A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." Mar 2010

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Work and Recreation

How not to work out (movie) Sept 2008

Power Drill (movie) Sept 2008

Nail Gun (movie) Sept 2008

Real 911 Calls (movie from Tonight Show-Leno) Sept 2008

Gladys Calls the Ellen Show (link to another website) July 2009

Sure wish they'd make something to keep the sun out of my eyes! (click image to enlarge) Oct 2009

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Kids

Raising Boys (text) Sept 2008

What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
Bird flu you cure with a "tweetment" , but Swine Flu takes an "oinkment" . Oct 2009

Getting Older

SUCCESS:
    At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
    At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
    At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
    At age 35 success is . .. . .Having money.
    At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
    At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
    At age 75 success is . .. . Having friends.
    At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.

Visiting Grandpa In the Hospital:
      A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into Grandpa's room... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
      "What? Why ?" said her Grandpa.
      "Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland!!!"