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2012 Woodward Dream Cruise (not funny, but fun pics)
I ain't pullin over (movie) Sept 2008
Don't Honk at Senior Citizens (movie) Sept 2008
Drive Carefully Sept 2008
A thrown rod is nothing compared to a "thrown block" (movie) July 2009
https://www.lov2xlr8.no/broch1.html Not funny, but great fun, Car Brochures from the past Jan 2010
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An old Honda Civic is stalled on the side of the road. A Ferrari driver stops and ask the elderly Civic owner if he can help, and they agree to tow the Civic to the next Gas station. Before they take off, the Ferrari driver tells the Civic driver to Honk, if he drives too fast. A few minutes into the tow, a Lambo passes at high speed. The Ferrari driver forgets all about the Civic and floor it, to race that Lambo. They pass a Gas station, where the mechanic is blown out of the chair, and immediately grabs his Cell, and phones the next Gas station: Jim, watch the road for a Lambo and a Ferrari racing, and an old Honda Civic catching up, honking wildly, trying to pass! Feb 2015
Skateboarding Bulldog (movie) Sept 2008
Why is the water bill so high (movie) Sept 2008
Triumph does the weather report (movie) Sept 2008
Just don't lick me there (movie) July 2009
Giant Snake (movie) July 2009
Florida Gators Mar 2010
Playmate of the year. No, not that kind of playmate (movie) Mar 2010
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
You only need 2 tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and it does, use the Duct Tape.
Red Neck Smoke Detector (click image to enlarge it) Sept 2008
Red Neck Tank Top (click image to enlarge it) Sept 2008
Red Neck Lawn Swing (click image to enlarge it) July 2009
Red Neck BBQ (click image to enlarge it) July 2009
Red Neck Baby Sitter (click image to enlarge it) July 2009
Red Neck Mail Box (click image to enlarge it) July 2009
To my darling husband (text and pic) Sept 2008
Women Drivers: Top 10 List (text and pics) Sept 2008
Loving Wife Forces Sale of Bike (click image to enlarge it) Sept 2008
Dear Tide (product endorsement) Sept 2008
How to tell the Sex of a Fly (text) Oct 2009
Men, are they just born that way? (movie file, little racy) Oct 2009
Women, are they just born that way? (movie file) Oct 2009
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." Mar 2010
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How not to work out (movie) Sept 2008
Power Drill (movie) Sept 2008
Nail Gun (movie) Sept 2008
Real 911 Calls (movie from Tonight Show-Leno) Sept 2008
Gladys Calls the Ellen Show (link to another website) July 2009
Sure wish they'd make something to keep the sun out of my eyes! (click image to enlarge) Oct 2009
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Raising Boys (text) Sept 2008
What's the difference between
Bird Flu and
Swine Flu?
Bird flu you cure with a "tweetment"
, but Swine Flu takes an "oinkment"
. Oct 2009
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . .. . .Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . .. . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.
Visiting Grandpa In the Hospital:
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into Grandpa's room... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What? Why ?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland!!!"
Made in God's Image: (May 2014)
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story.
From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he ?"
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